• A: The microwave smells like fish. Hassle.
  • B: No. You know what’s hassle? Mad Cow Disease.
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  • A: Uhm, quickly lang. Can you please check...
  • B: Stop. You said quick.
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  • A: Jacque! We have a new promo coming up. Restaurant tie-ups. Exciting!
  • B: No. You know what's exciting? Childbirth is exciting. This isn't.
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I used to laugh at people who were grossly in love, but look at me now.

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BFFs are the best thing evah! 

BFFs are the best thing evah! 

(Source: hbosgirls)

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And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it’s time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can’t make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
Tupac (via iloveyoulessthanpunk)

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It amazes me how some kids these days show no respect at all.

It amazes me how some kids these days show no respect at all.

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Told my mom that I bought really nice bag at an Ukay store.

She replied:

“Jack, that was real good news with Ukay! God, that is like winning the lottery!”

I didn’t think she would be that excited. But that’s just us, I guess. Little things make us happy. (Not that we have much of a choice. We’re pretty poor.)

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Miriam Defensor’s speech and parts that struck me:

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“At this point, let me share with you what the wise man said:

                        The adventure of life is to learn.

                        The nature of life is to change.

                        The purpose of life is to grow.

                        The challenge of life is to overcome”

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“ The wise man said that we should seek elegance rather than luxury, refinement rather than fashion, worth rather than respectability, and wealth rather than riches. “

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“Even if life is meaningless, we have to go on living, as a form of rebellion against cosmic meaninglessness.  Your slogan should be: “Dare to become what you are.”  If there is no God, and no other world than this one, then we are the creators of our own values.  The supreme value is life-assertion.  And the next highest value is the will to power over evil.  We must confront the most difficult truth about ourselves.  In a godless world, we have no alternative but to choose – and in that sense to create – our own values.  In other words, we create the meaning of our life.”

and of course:
“German researchers have found that if trained, dogs can detect the presence of cancer on a person’s breath.”

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LIKE, SERIOUSLY, WHUUT?! DOGS CAN DETECT CANCER? ON A PERSON’S BREATH?! 

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“It does not matter whether the story is feminist, whether the writer is feminist. She should not have to shoulder that burden, while writing, to speak for others, to try to pretend empowerment.”

Read the whole article here.

Amen. Girls nowadays can be strong, feminine, girly, lady-like, sexy, confident, motherly, career-oriented, family-oriented, sexually active, virgin-y (whuut?) and whatnot without giving a fuck about all that feminist hullabaloo. Nothing against feminists or feminism; it’s just that I don’t really care all that much about what they have to say.

I feel very much empowered without having to listen to them. 

Whether you wanna save shit or shave shit doesn’t really matter so long as you do what you know in your heart is awesome.

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